Tag: Fat Chance
Should Matt Acker’s Beard Pay A Separate Entry Fee?
Some critics have suggested that Acker’s manly red beard register on its own. Matt Acker’s beard refused to comment on a report in The New York Times that called for it to pay its own way at bike races in 2016. Weighing more than Kaitlynn Patterson and actually taller that some riders, the beard has stayed completely…